Monday, October 8, 2012

Month-a-Versary & Bridezillas

Hello Lovers!

Happy Columbus Day!

To all of you bitties that have the day off... I hate you hope you're enjoying yourself!

I, however, am at work today. Hating my life. 

Big A and I went to a wedding yesterday for one of my oldest friends. I've known her since 7th grade. So crazy that the two of us ended up getting married a month apart!

We had a great time, but we are exhausted. Neither one of us are big fans of waking up on Mondays for work. I'll recap the wedding when I have had time to upload the pictures. But seeing as how I have barely recapped my own wedding, maybe I should do some of that first. Haha.

Today marks one month since Big A and I got married. 

Crazy how fast time seems to fly.

We decided to do something a little special tonight and go out to dinner. Then we are going to come home, open up one of the million bottles of champagne that we got, and look through our wedding pictures since he still hasn't seen them.

I know one month isn't a huge deal, but we decided to do something a little special just for this one. I mean, we already made it past Britney Spears' first marriage, so I guess it is something a little special. Haha.

I kid. I kid. 

Anywho... keeping on the wedding topic, I'll share an absolutely ridiculous e-mail that a Bride sent to her Bridesmaids which I believe is the true definition of a Bridezilla. Seriously, this bitch be crayzay.

And to think my friends thought I was going to be a Bridezilla... as OCD as I got I was NEVER this bad!

Here it goes:

To my lovely Bridesmaid: [Names removed to protect the brideslaves]
As you all know I picked 10 wonderful ladies to stand by my side, share and make happen my special day to Jake. Each of you individually have a reason and a special place in my heart of why I picked you to be a bridesmaid. We have set our date for Saturday, August 31, 2013 in Vail, Colorado. That seems far away but it really isn't, the earlier the planning the better. You may have already knew that my wonderful sister L— will be the Maid of Honor, she's in charge under me. Also my lovely mom will be a big help as well. L— has a big role in throwing me a bridal shower and bachelorette party, of course all of you guys do but at the end of the day shes the go to person and makes it happen.
You all have a big roll in this wedding, so before we continue I'm going to be setting some ground rules and its very important you read and think about everything through before you accept this honor to be a bridesmaid. If you guys email anything I would also like you to put L— in the CC. Not all the bridesmaid need to be CC'd unless its coming from me or L—, if it something everyone needs to see then well do it. We set the date to August 31, 2013 if that's a problem we need to know NOW. Also by the end of the week we will be setting dates for the engagement party, bridal show and bachelorette party.
Our wedding party is really the most important people at the wedding besides my self and Jake so we want every single one of our bridesmaid and grooms at our parties, I have 10 not 8 where two couldn't make it so if you already know you cant make one of the parties then we have to find someone else, not to be harsh in the slightest it would sadden me and of course you'll still be invited to our wedding, engagement ect. But it's different if your not in the wedding party and couldn't make it. We'll give everyone well advance dates for the parties and it will always fall on a weekend. The wedding as I stated will be in Vail the engagement party will either be in NY or CT and the bachelorette party will be in Vegas, cliche yeaa but I've never been.
A few girls live out of town so if there is going to be a problem with coming to either one then I need to know now because after this week I don't want to be surprised. I would like everyone to send me any dates they are going away or planning to go away after February so if your going away in January I don't care. I want any dates from February to the day of our wedding in August, that way we know not to plan something when your away. But after this week the dates are set in stone. Also if money is tight and you cant afford to contribute to say the bachelorette party or wont be able to afford a dress etc then L— and Myself don't have time to deal with that, I'm sorry. This includes flights as well, everyone knows the states where the parties are going to be held so if you wont be able to afford a flight then that means you cant make a party which ultimately means I cant have you as a bridesmaid. Obviously we'll get the best deals and were not gonna books flights for $1000 and shit that's why were doing this in advance, that goes for bridesmaids dresses as well everything will be affordable but if you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding.
If your out of state though don't think you have to fly in for all fittings, that we will work with you, find stores in your town, get don't have to worry about that. Also if you accept this honor another thing is that you need to be available, I'm not going to harass you with wedding stuff every hour of everyday but if its something important and it takes you a week even 2-3 days to get back to me seeeee ya! I don't have time to wait around for responses, everyone has their phone on them, it shouldn't take you more than a day to get back to me, even if your out of the country, check your email!
Furthermore, Ever since I could remember I have dreamed about this day all my life. I want to share it with the people that are most important to me. You only get one time to plan your dream wedding and I couldn't pick a more amazing group of girls to make that dream come true! So please, what's stated above think about it all and by Wednesday I need to know if everyone is 100% in, and what I have asked about sending me dates if your gonna be away between Feb-Aug ill need that on Wednesday. If you don't think you'll be able to attend one party but can make the rest of them I'm sorry but I'll have to take you out as a bridesmaid and put you as a guest. If you want to get back to me before Wednesday, that's fine. Really think about everything I've said. This is really going to be the most epic wedding ever so I hope you girls can share this special day with us!

Freak show, right?!


  1. Happy 1 Month! And yeah that bride is CrAzY!!!

  2. Happy 1 month! And heck yesssss you bean out Britney spears and jason alexander! Yes I remember his name because it's the same as george on seinfeld and I found that hilarious! Omg so this crazy bride's letter. I think she gave all the girls about 10,000 opportunities to say no. So if she had asked me, I'd be like H-no! I bet her bridesmaids will say the same and her group of 10 girls will be down to maybe 2 on her big day. And 'the most epic wedding ever' um... i want to see pics. if she was rich enough for that, she could fly her girls all over and pay for their dresses.

  3. I saw this the other day and was absolutely disgusted! I cannot believe that people are that shallow, etc. RIDIC! PS its totes adorable what you guys are doing for your "month~a~versary"!!!
    Cheers to 1 month and making it past Brit Brit's first marriage ;)

  4. Wow, happy 1 month! I can't believe it's been that long already! Also that email is insane, I couldn't even get through it. Crazy ho.

  5. Happy one month! I hope all of her bridesmaids turned down the 'honor' of being in her wedding

  6. OMG I heard about this email on the news. She is CRAZY and a bitch. I can't even imagine that those people will stay friends w/ her. Can't even imagine getting an email like that. On another note. Happy 1 month!

  7. Happy 1 month anniversary. One month is a huge deal now a days. Here's to a gazillion more months! I have to work today too. It sucks, but I have to keep thinking that at the end of the week, I will be on vacation. I have been seeing this email all over the internet. And every time I read it I laugh. This girl is out of her freaking mind. I love the responses that her Bridesmaid, or should I say former Bridesmaid sent. I was dying reading these. Good for her for standing up to this crazy lady.

  8. Please send me this girls email... I would love to send her nasty-grams. What a crazy bitch...

    What's said, is that I pretty much did this for an old BFF. I was her Matron of Honor... did three showers, went to Chicago for Bachelorette party, the works. Wanna know what happened? I haven't spoken to her since her reception-- not a call or a text--- 18 months ago. Brides can be crazy basket cases.


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