Friday, February 1, 2013

Friday's Letters

Exhausted today. But then again...when am I NOT tired? I'm sure that I could sleep for three days and still complain about being tired.
 
Because otherwise...I'd have to find something else to complain about. Heh.
 
A little housekeeping... Don't forget to enter the 100th Follower Giveaway that I'm hosting with Leah and Megan! It ends Monday morning at 12:00 AM, and then we will announce the winner. (Winner has 24 hours to respond and then a new winner will be chosen!)
 
Anywho, time for Friday's Letters brought to you by Ashley over at The Sweet Season!
 
Dear February, welcome! Nice of you to join us. A little quicker than I anticipated, but you are here nonetheless. I would like to apologize for being incredibly boring already. You will be a month of healthy eating, exercise, and possibly no drinking. I would like to enter March with slightly less junk in the trunk. I'll do my best to keep you fun though. WAH!
 
Dear Self, it's about fucking time you got back on the train. Those pounds you gained after the wedding aren't cute. And are quite the slippery slope. Get it together or find yourself 30 pounds heavier and miserable. Your choice. (PS...remember you have a pool now. Wanna look like Shamu at the pool over the Summer? Didn't think so)
 
Dear Work, OMG why must you be so boring. Seriously, let's have something exciting happen. Like..."Hey there, you won the Best Employee Award...here's a bagillion dollars!!!"
 
Dear Buckwild, I am so excited that you were new last night and I can't WAIT to watch you!!! Also, I apologize for being so obsessed with you. I just think if I was like 6 years younger and lived in WV we could be friends. Heh.
 
Dear Spring, I neeeeeeeed you. I need your sunshine. I need your warmth. These past couple days of almost 60 degrees were magical. Ya know...minus the insane wind that knocked out our power for 8 hours.
 
Dear Dogbert, sorry you have been stuck in the house so much, but it has just been too damn cold. At least we got outside for a little bit yesterday! Warm weather is coming Buddy! Almost there, and then you have a nice BIG back yard to enjoy.
 
Dear Big A, let's find a way to build the fence in the backyard for Bert, pay down some debt, AND still pay our bills. It's a crazy idea, but it might just work, right?!
 
Dear People at Work who Shall Remain Nameless, are you aware that it is completely apparent at how fake you talk. I mean honestly, when you are walking down a hallway talking like a normal person and then run into your boss and all of a sudden get this sing-song, almost baby-like voice? Do you think people don't notice that? Ugh. Be real please.
 
Dear Weekend, I'm going to enjoy every single second of you. Please go nice and slow.
 
Dear Un-named Sporting Event this weekend, we all know who SHOULD have been in you. I'm not bitter. Although I will say that if we can't be in it, I hope we beat some birds...just sayin'.
 
Alright lovers, that's all for today. Smooches and have a good weekend.
 
Winner of the 100th Follower Giveaway announced on Monday!!!

8 comments:

  1. I could use a bit less junk in the trunk, but February for me is still hibernation mode :) It isn't until spring hits that I get anxious about bathing suit season!!
    Happy weekend, lady! Hope it goes nice and slowly for you!!
    xo

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  2. OMG Buckwild! I ned to check and see if they are on Hulu! Thanks for the reminder!

    Ramblings of a Suburban Mom

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  3. Happy Friday!! I just started watching Buckwild online yesterday! That show is awesomely crazy!! Oh the little things it takes to entertain me! xo

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  4. I'm glad that you finally got some of that warm weather I sent you, haha! And I seriously am always tired. It never fails. I feel your pain on that one. Hope you have a great weekend!

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  5. I am so stoked I found your blog! You girle are hilarious! I love you have a dog named Dogbert lol! OMG are you ready for this one....da da da I live near where Buckwild is filmed bwhahahahahaha yup sure do lol! OK so I know the super squeaky voice that is almost like in baby talk I endured it when I was a paralegal oh my ha! OK so yay for having a pool, we kinda do if you count our neighborhood pool you buy stock in lol, so we own a lil part ha! OK so girlfraaaaan you will totally look smokin' in your swimsuit this Summer! I so am going to join in this meme I didn't even know it existed lol! Good luck with your bloggy giveaway how fun whoop whoop!
    Summer

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  6. Oh what I wouldn't give to visit your work and see your co-workers in action. Lol!

    They just did the employee of the year for 2012 at my work (they pick one from the 12 employees of the month). I know the girl who won and she told me she got $1,000 bucks and an extra 5 vacation days. So jealous!!

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  7. Damn patriots!!!! I will drink myself into oblivion today in their honor!

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