Friday, November 22, 2013

Friday's Letters

 
I normally express my gratitude for Friday in the beginning of these posts, but honestly, I can't even complain about this week. I mean, don't get me wrong, I am loving that it is Friday, but this week wasn't all so bad.
 
Dear Target, I already loved you, but oh man you are pretty much my most favorite EVER. I looked all over for a body pillow as a last ditch effort before I purchased the ever so coveted Bump Nest pregnancy pillow. You were the only place I found one. And OH MY GOD. I'm a whole new person. Two nights of sleep (I slept until 5:20 this morning without waking up. And seeing as how my alarm goes off at 5:30... yet I'm always late for work, that was pretty much ALL NIGHT) have made me a whole new person. I no longer want to punch small animals. Hooray!
 
Dear Black Friday Sales, do me a favor? Please have the crib I want on sale. I mean, I know I'm a cheap bastard, but we could really use to save some bucks right now. If ANYONE sees that the Storkcraft Venetian convertible crib (in ebony) is on sale anywhere, or know of a store that sells it that has a great coupon, PLEASE let me know!
 
Dear Pops, thank you for everything that you do! Seriously, you have done so much work on the house, I can't even begin to tell you how thankful we are. I can't wait to see how everything looks when it is done!
 
Dear Mommies, I have a doctor's appointment today and it is the first time that I have a bunch of questions that I want to ask. Would it be totally nerdy if I brought a note pad? I always remember things when I take notes.
 
Dear Office People, get into the Holiday spirit. We are decorating our desks. Deal with it!
 
Dear Society, why must you make it so women have to do all of these insane things to stay "attractive". I got my eyebrows threaded for the first time last night. Oh my god, did it hurt. And it makes your eye water like a bitch. I mean, it is better than waxing since my face doesn't blow up, but still...OW.
 
Dear Weekend Plans, please be fun. It takes a lot for me not to get exhausted these days, so I think if I'm having so much fun then I won't notice that I'm essentially sleep walking. Sound good?
 
Dear Pregnant Bloggers, you and your to do lists are making me want to make a to do list. But seeing as how most of you are close to giving birth and I have so much time, my list would be ridiculous. It might be more trouble than it's worth. Yikes.
 
Dear Self, why don't you focus your effort on Christmas cards? Pick a damn picture and get those bad boys ordered. You may even be able to get them out before Christmas. I know! Crazy idea. (Also, you're still an idiot for last year. Wedding thank yous AND Christmas cards at the same time? Whose genius idea was that?)
 
Dear Big A, I kind of want to get a Christmas tree soon. I could maybe wait until the first weekend in December. But this whole last minute thing isn't for me. The tree is too much effort to only have for a week or so. Let's get into the spirit! It's our last Christmas before Bugsy (today's nickname for Baby P) and we should enjoy it. Although I wish I could enjoy it with some wine...
 
Dear Mumsie, I think we need to go shopping for a cute outfit for Thanksgiving. And again for Christmas. I know you hate shopping (hehe) but do you think I could twist your arm?
 
Alright, that's all for today. I'm off for my doctor's appointment. Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend!

4 comments:

  1. So glad you are getting some sleep! Yay for that pillow! And I hope you find your crib on sale too! That would be freaking amazing! I am a cheap too, so I know how you feel! And tell your office people to quit being such scrooges, haha! Hope you have a great weekend!

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  2. "You and your to do lists are making me want to do a to do list" LMAO

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  3. Im glad you no longer want to punch small animals hahahah

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  4. Target came through for my sleep pillow as well. Game changer! Also it's hard to let go of even after you give birth. I too did not enjoy threading. Waxing just feels faster. Rip! and it's over lol.

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